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Matt stop being so gay. I can too do the webpage, I'm getting good at the internet. In fact just today I scaned a picture and sent it. It's so easy with aol, and safe.
Big C

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Its fucking Matt, you assholes

overall = Site=good you=retarded
comments = God damn you asshole. hey, i'm not dead. you want some fucking content from me? why don't you just SAY SO. you know, i am a fucking senior this year, about to get my advertising degree, so i am pretty fucking busy. besides, my brother couldn't design a web page if a professional held his wack-ass hand the whole way through. and flash? what the fuck. who is doing the flash? you? i know chris can't do flash. you might already be aware of this, but i'll tell you anyway: flash has to be done TASTEFULLY otherwise it's FUCKING RETARDED. i certainly hope your new design team doesn't succumb to that pitfall. another thing you don't know is that i have been working on a new batallion of shirt designs, and more installments of that stupid article thing, not to mention i have a new film idea. so it's not like i've forgotten this site, i've just been wickedly busy and working on these projects in my ever-dwindling spare time. summmary: matt dead? no. people just don't work wi!th him anymore.

And our reply is:
 Hey Matt, did Satan let you up? You must have really been bad to have Satan let you come back. Well, as for your comments, I am making lots fo spinning flash buttons, with no TASTE! And Chris is doing all the hltpmh (Jim: Chris, isn't that how you spell it? Chris: No another q on the end.)


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Knut Colicky

overall = oh dear god, who are these sick-o's?
comments = Shit that is slick can not be good. It means that one is sick. It means that one has soggy underwear! And you two are sick! I like it! Actually no, you two are funny. Watching people with nothing better to do with their time. Doesn't get any better than this...

And our reply is:
 Well, I guess thanks...but you know we actually hold down jobs as jizz-moppers at Cafe Risque, so we do have better stuff to do..


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Tha #1 Stunna writes:

overall = I just ain't FEELIN' it
comments = This site ain't no joke , but now I just isn't feelin' it , ya heard ! You know ya'lls needs somes othat new shit , ya heard . We all know about tha wack-ass trip to Canida. Maybe Jim should get his balls from out his mommies purse , place them into his sac (assuming he has one) and try to be a damn man ! Or better yet add a section of your page dedicated to world wide racing events . The american Lemans series is coming up & you can find all kinds of info @speedvison.com . But I know Jim and he won't do any of that , instead he'll make another shitty "movie" , those things got real uncool when you moved like 3 years ago !! I'm making a bunch of clips put together of actually funny stuff . Not like that stupid rocket-car crap . Erector set car w/ model rockets Taped to the back , tisk ,tisk ,tisk . I have more creative ideas in my poop . Here is a suggestion : take this whole page down and come up with some real ideas !! Ybor Rocks !!! Go BUCS !!

And our reply is:
 Well Mister #1 Stunna, you seem like a man with Balls, so why don't you use yours and help us out. Send us some of your poop with these creative ideas and we will use them!


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Reverend JJ Johnson preaches:

overall = it made me sweaty.
comments = i want to see a movie with nuns involved in various wacky capers. with whoopi goldberg in it. also, the nuns are naked.

And our reply is:
 OK JJ, we will see what we can do...you sick one. Nuns are usually old, dude!


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J. Dufek writes:

Far out! You really p.o.'d Ms. Eastwick or Eastlick, whatever her name is. Shame on you for picking on fat chicks. And shame on her for viewing your website! What's she doing out of bed anyway? As for Tom, I can't believe he's for real. Maybe he's on daylight savings time on Mars. Keep up the "good " work guys, and I do mean good, not the bad stuff. P.S. How 'bout posting some fat studs to offset Ms. Lickfinger's complaint? Gotta go, lots more sites to see and emails to write. Love and all that good stuff.

And we say:
 Thanks Ms. J. Dufuk..um we mean Mr. Dufek. Yeah, she was a bitch and deserved it...


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Robyn Kannenberg writes:

overall = Good Site,--now, call your mother Matt!!!
comments = Hope you get this, It's Monday evening just saw your pics from Canada. Looks like you're having a great time.Matt, please give us a call. If your card doesn't work call their customer service number ,it's at the bottom of the list of country codes. If that fails call collect, we all miss you.Are you all speaking French yet? I bet the food there is really good. How many times have you been to Teazers (the local titty bar)?
Love Mom

And we say:
 Oh Matt...do I see you blushing?


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Tom G. writes:

overall = Eh? I thought this was Humplik's site. Sorry.
email = tomg@letmemakeupagoodfakedomainname.com
recommend = maybe
comments = Matt and Jim (but mostly Jim, since I'm sure he is the one responsible for most of this below)- a few pointers from one comedian to two, um, well, to you two:

- When you go to Canada and announce that you will post pictures of your trip on 7/20, post the freakin' pictures!

- Once you're actually in Canada (and you'll know that because of the moose wandering about), you can stop the arrival countdown clock (because it's currently counting up, not down). It makes it seem like you can't wait to leave the country or that you're rescuing the Vice President of the US who has fallen into a snowdrift and he'll die if he doesn't get his insulin within 72 hours or something.

- There was something else, but I can't recall now. Ask me later, and I might remember.

Much love- Tom and Drew"

And we say:
 I think, wait, yeah, we did post the pictures on 7/20. You see, we had two flights, unpacking, and dinner to attend to before we could post anything, so there was a delay.
 The thing I don't understand is, if the counter was counting up, wouldn't that make it seem like we didn't want leave at all? You know, it would be constantly postponing our departure, right? Maybe I just misunderstood. Anyway, Canada is looking pretty clean, so I'm going to go out and play in it.


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Linda Eastwick writes:

"I just wanted to write to tell you that I am quite offended by your little attempts to be funny by posting pictures of seriously overweight women eating grass in a field, and calling this piece "Grazing." First of all, obesity is a very serious disease that these women cannot control. Second, for you to exploit these poor women, perpetuating sexist ideas that a woman is not a woman unless she is anorexic really disgusts me. Maybe you should think about what sort of message you are sending to all the poor children that visit your page and are subjected to your sick sense of humor. Didn't your mothers ever teach you about taste and respect? I am very disappointed-- to the extent that if there were an authority to notify, I would do it. so you just think about that, you sickos."

 Our reply to Miss Linda Eastwick is...FUCK YOU!



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