12/27/02 - SlickShit just joined CafeShop.com and opened a cool SlickShit store. We now offer a huge variety of SlickShit endorsed products, like frisbees, coffee mugs, thongs, lunch boxes and more, in addition to our T-Shirts! Click here to check out all the SlickShit products. If there is something you want to see that we don't offer, send us an email @ - suggestions@slickshit.org. Oh, if you are a girl and buy a SlickShit thong and send us a picture of you weraing it, we will gladly pay you back for your purchase! :)

12/21/02 - Well since SlickShit always brings your the news last, we wanted to be the first to show you what an asshole Santa is. Yes, we all know how this goes against everything we were taught (with the exception of our Jewish friends who hate Santa), but we need to show the REAL truth. Today, Jim had a long conversation with Santa (a.k.a. Satan) on AOL and posted his eye opening IM on here for all to read. So without anymore delay here is - Santa hates everyone and doesn't care!

12/19/02 - Jesh, we are such slack asses! Sorry everyone. Well, here is the news @ SS - Matt just released a new song under his solo project "SteamFactory". It is called "Short Eyes" and kicks ass! click here to check it out. On the film site of things, Matt and Jim are working on some new ideas and plan to have the Nelly & Gap Music Video Parodies out soon. In fact, we are casting people for both videos, mostly women since the Nelly video is just him with a bunch of women and the Gap commercial is also mostly women. So if you are interested, send an email to casting@slickshit.org and tell us about yourself. Also, we will be posting picts from the film festival next week. Well, Happy Holidays!

11/06/02 - Well we would like to tell everyone that the viewing of "The Anna Nicole Show Parody" at the Gainesville Underground Film Festival went great! Unfortunately we didn't win any prizes, but if you could have heard the audiences reaction, well lets just say we won the best comedy award! Monday night's show was amazing. The audience was laughing so loud you couldn't even hear the movie and at the end their applause lasted into the start of the next film. Tuesday night featured a guest appearance by Anna Nicole himself and both Anna and Jim were interviewed for a local news channel. Unfortunately most of the audience on Tuesday had never seen the real Anna Nicole Show, so they were only laughing at the REAL funny parts. We will have some pictures posted in the next few days. Thanks to all our friends and family who came out to show their support - it was really nice of you to show up!

Other than that, Matt and Jim are planning two Anna Nicole episodes and a film about "PIMPS."

11/03/02 - Alrighty, SlickShit has got some big news. This coming Monday and Tuesday night (November 4 & 5) our latest film "The Anna Nicole Show Parody" is being played at the Hippodrome Theater in Gainesville, FL. This viewing is part of the Gainesville Underground Film Festival. For those of you interested in coming, the show begins at 7:00 p.m. both nights and the Anna Nicole Show goes on around 9:30 p.m. both nights. Tickets are $3 at the door. So get off your lazy asses and come on over to SlickShit's big show -- it'll make you laugh! Oh, on Tuesday night at the show, Anna Nicole herself will be making a special guest appearance to sign autographs and take pictures. We will post all the pictures on the site after the festival! See you there!

10/22/02 - Well, not too much news. Matt and Jim are taking a well deserved rest after making the Anna Nicole Show, we are about to put out a newsletter soon, and in the next few days there will be a new contest! That is it for now, email us if you have any new ideas! slickshit@slickshit.org

10/16/02 - OK...ANNA NICOLE SHOW PARODY IS DONE!!! Well, it was a lot of fun, but it kicked our @sses. Matt and Jim worked almost 25 hours straight on it and are now sleeping in classes to catch up on their sleep. The video is on the site, but due the the length of it, we only offer it on Real Player Lo and Windows Media Player Hi. If you order a SlickShit DVD or VHS, you get it for free and if you buy the DVD, you get all kinds of cool outtakes. Well, I guess that is about it, we are sending the Anna Nicole Show to a film festival in Gainesville, FL and to all the Big Wigs @ Conan, SNL, and Comedy Central! Click here to watch it or to get a SlickShit DVD or VHS.

10/09/02 - Well, we would like to inform everyone about our newest film, "The Anna Nicole Show." For those of you who don't know about it, The Anna Nicole Show is a stupid show about that fat bitch Anna Nicole and is on E!. We feel that it is so stupid we have to make a parody of it. With all that in mind, we have already begun working on it. But the big news is that this weekend, yes, October 11 - 13 we will finish filming it and edit it so that we can have it online by next week. We hope everyone will want to watch it and buy a DVD. So, sit back, watch E!, get pissed at Anna and then get ready to have SlickShit make you laugh! Enjoyski!

09/28/02 - OK, SlickShit would like to say that we are working on a new film that is a parody of the Anna Nicole Smith Show. For those of you who have never watched it, good job...you don't waste your life. For those who have, sorry that you had to be subjected to such a horrible 30 minute waste. Well, either way, make sure you see the show again and then get ready for SlickShit's contribution to Miss Anna. Enjoy...it should be done in a couple of weeks.

In other news, some of you might have gotten an email talking about POP3 and Popcorn and stuff. Well, it is just a security change if you use Outlook/Netscape Composer/ or Eudora to check your SlickShit email account. If you only use your SlickShit account through the web this does NOT effect you. If you are still confused, email SlickShit @ - email@slickshit.organd we will help you out.

08/07/02 - OK, finally we are all proud to announce that the SlickShit film - Gandhi and His Lil Yo-Yo of fury - is DONE! It is way behind schedule, but it is done and ready to go! If you want to see the trailer of it go to the Films Selection. If you want to see the whole movie, we are sorry but you have to buy a DVD or VHS. We did lower the prices so you can find the money in your couch. It is $10 for all the SlickShit films and for another $3 you can also get the Scotty2Hotty films. Well, that is it for now. Matt and Jim are making some more films right now and hopefully they will be done by the end of this month.

05/03/02 - Well, the new order pages are complete! We made a REAL shopping cart and have added some new options, including one to purchase Scotty 2 Hotty films. We also are offering films in DVD, VCD and VHS. (Just a warning, not all DVD players work with our DVDs, that is why we like to refer to them as GVDs - Ghetto Video Disks, however we do have a chart that shows all the currently compatible DVD players, click here to see the list.) Also, these now order pages are linked to paypal for easy, secure shopping. One last thing, the new Gandhi film will not be ready for sale for approximately two more weeks. We have done some of the shooting and are waiting to finish the shots and edit. When it is done, it will be for sale for a week and then posted on the site for download. That is it for now - go check out all the new order pages at - Films, T-Shirts, and Music!

04/17/02 - Gosh kids...lots of news to post today! First, our new editing machine finally came in. Jim is building it right now and should have it up and running by the end of this weekend. We would like to say a big thanks to Alienware for being such a crappy company! Alienware you suck! Just so you all know, we waiting over a month for one of their systems and it never came - don't buy Alienware...EVER! OK, other news. This is really big - we just finished testing a full on shopping cart for SlickShit. It even has credit card verification and all a shopping basket. It will be up and running in a couple of weeks, we just want to finish the Gandhi film before we launch the new shopping cart. Oh, also the shopping cart will feature a new selection and pricing scheme along with a format selection - DVD or VHS! Well, that is it. We will inform you all of new stuff as it happens.

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