Matt's Pimp Contest Entries:


Several thousand people believe that Matt is a badass pimp. Do you share this feeling? So do you? = No

If given the chance, would you rub warm butter all over the body of Matt, and proceed to make Fantastic Wet Hot Love to it? = No

Comments = Who the fuck is Matt? This is a very good question...for more info on "Matt" click here.

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Several thousand people believe that Matt is a badass pimp. Do you share this feeling? So do you? = Yes

If given the chance, would you rub warm butter all over the body of Matt, and proceed to make Fantastic Wet Hot Love to it? = Yes

If "YES", how would you imagine the experience to be? It would be calm yet forceful, like the waves of the ocean expending their energy and crashing mightily onto the shore.

Comments = nice, you are weird!!!

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Several thousand people believe that Matt is a badass pimp. Do you share this feeling? So do you? = No

If given the chance, would you rub warm butter all over the body of Matt, and proceed to make Fantastic Wet Hot Love to it? = maybe

If "YES", how would you imagine the experience to be? It would be intense yet brief, like the short life of a white hot star in the total scope of universal time.

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Several thousand people believe that Matt is a badass pimp. Do you share this feeling? So do you? = No

If given the chance, would you rub warm butter all over the body of Matt, and proceed to make Fantastic Wet Hot Love to it? = No

comments = Everyone knows who the undissputed pimp champion is. Big C . Matt the slimy rat can't compare to the unending divinity of the supreme master of all hoe's . Examples of Big C's badassness:
-Big C makes crazy paper
-Big C dips in the 20in chrome Caddilac
-Big C's wrists are frozen solid
-Big C gets crunked in the club
-All Big C's hoes love the taste of his dick

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Several thousand people believe that Matt is a badass pimp. Do you share this feeling? So do you? = Yes

If given the chance, would you rub warm butter all over the body of Matt, and proceed to make Fantastic Wet Hot Love to it? = yes

If "YES", how would you imagine the experience to be? = It would be intense and enduring, like the stamina of a thoroughbred mare charging across the open countryside.

comments = Although butter is nappy.... I would replace it with Matt's FAVORITE dessert topping: Chocolate syrup. (just pretend the ice-cream is there.) Ha Ha.

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Several thousand people believe that Matt is a badass pimp. Do you share this feeling? So do you? = Yes

If given the chance, would you rub warm butter all over the body of Matt, and proceed to make Fantastic Wet Hot Love to it? = no

comments = Well, duh. Being that I really don't know Matt this is all just a bunch of Bull Shit. But perhaps if it were about Jim..... LOL. no.

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Several thousand people believe that Matt is a badass pimp. Do you share this feeling? So do you? = Yes

If given the chance, would you rub warm butter all over the body of Matt, and proceed to make Fantastic Wet Hot Love to it? = Yes

If "YES", how would you imagine the experience to be? = It would be intense and enduring, like the stamina of a thoroughbred mare charging across the open countryside.

comments = Man, this fantasy will finally be lived! My dreams have cum true.

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